By Rick Gualtieri
There are purposes we worry the evening. He's now not one among them.
Bill Ryder was once a dateless geek, slacking his manner aimlessly via lifestyles correct up until eventually the day he used to be killed. regrettably for him, that was once just the start of his problems. He aroused from sleep as a vampire, one of many mythical predators of the evening. unfortunately, fangs or no longer, he used to be nonetheless on the backside of the nutrients chain.
Now he reveals himself surrounded by means of creatures greater, deadlier, and a complete lot cooler than he's. Worst but, such a lot of them wish him lifeless - completely this time.
Bill isn't precisely typical, even though. A vampire like him hasn't been visible in centuries. He's obtained a number of tips up his sleeve, not likely allies, and an perspective challenge that makes him too rattling obnoxious to quit.
Join him during this hilarious story of monsters, mayhem, and the not likely hero who's no longer afraid to inform all of them off - no matter if it will get his enamel kicked in.
Bill The Vampire, e-book one in The Tome of Bill sequence, is a foul-mouthed horror comedy with a bad overbite.
If you're keen on fast moving motion and snappy discussion then you're in for a bloody stable time.
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Bill The Vampire (Tome of Bill, Book 1) by Rick Gualtieri